I sometimes say things :)

It's so horrifying seeing people glorifying the odyssey. Homer slandered me so hard and y'all just went along with it. He blinded me you know. And I didn't do anything to deserve it.

You want me to introduce myself? The thing that almost killed Odysseus?

severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person

god please take all of my mutuals' suffering, double it and give it to donald trump

I’m not Christian, I don’t go to church anymore, and my pastor died, but when he was alive I’d sometimes go to his sermons and I remember one time he said “it feels good to hate, but we know that it isn’t allowed, so when we’re told that we’re allowed to hate someone we get so excited that we forget we’re supposed to love”, and if my humble atheist ass might borrow some church talk I’d like to perhaps submit that

fuck, marry, kill: the wound that won’t heal, the past you can’t undo, the ghost that keeps returning

A truthberry might make you tell the truth... But a lieberry? A lieberry will loan you books

Never getting over Charlie Kirk getting shot in the throat right after he uses it to downplay gun violence. Gotta be a top 3 assassination. Up there with Shinzo getting doohickey'd.

It's on some straight up Greek play shit. Man who uses his voice to justify violence and stir evil for years meets his end as that very violence tears out his throat. Poetic. Captured live from multiple angles. People stole his blood soaked merch to hock and his wife was giddy about sale numbers during his funeral.

love wearing all black in public i hope no large gaseous heat emitting orb in the sky comes along and makes my day worse