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not now honey, mommy’s yearning for something that once was and will never be again

excellent work, secret agent tumblr user who gave bucky prince hair in the end credits of thunderbolts, return to base

You know i just reblogged this but im reblogging again to say i keep looking at baby jesus with the lighter and cackling madly because i love this so much

this makes me laugh every year

Omg you have to unmute lmao the way the dog’s tone changed IMMEDIATELY

which limb?

penis

penis isn’t a limb you idiot it’s an external sex organ

my bad professor cock didn't realize i had an expert over here 🙄

guess who’s working on a murder mystery for Halloween!

In heaven you meet God, and ask him a single question. “God, why did you make the platypus so weird?” You ask. “The what?” God replies confused.