Shatee

11 months out of the year: life is a trainwreck

my tree biology teacher fed her calcium-deficient tree a whole-ass bbq rib bone - she stuck it in the ground near the base of the tree (after eating the meat off of it), and when she came back to collect it to show the tree biology class it was GONE

yes <3

Godzilla: *Fucks up a three headed lightning spitting storm making giant dragon from outer space*

“I may have forgotten about the way you’ve made me feel once upon a time, but even bed time stories with a pretty princess to be saved must end some day. That’s the truth about the feelings that we shouldn’t have shared, it’s scary, isn’t it? We should’ve stayed as friends, instead of going from friends to lovers and back to friends. Life is full of surprises. I just never expected you to be one of them.”

“I feel like a failure because I’m struggling to become something and I don’t even know what it is.”