#wankered

Anonymous said: any headcanons of jake and amy deciding to team up for the heist😌?

slightly nsfw bc i can't help myself lol but:

one evening after putting mac to bed and checking the baby monitor religiously to see that he's actually asleep, jake & amy close their bedroom door in order to make the most of finally having some alone time together,,, and it's after amy's fucked him like the girlboss she is that jake looks up at her, his chest heaving, and grins "that was great, we work great together" "hell yeah we do" amy says softly as she leans down to give him a final kiss before rolling off him and grabbing the tissues on her nightstand....she's cleaning them both up when jake's eyes open wide in a eureka moment that she recognises easily from working on cases with him for years - just a minute ago she thought he'd fall asleep without even bothering to put his boxers back on but, knowing her husband, this means that's not happening any time soon (nor are the post sex cuddles she was looking forward to). before she can even ask what he's thinking, he sits up in bed and is like "ames....we work great together why have we never teamed up for a heist???" "we're naked in bed and you're thinking about the heist?" "duh i'm never not thinking about the heist it consumes my every waking moment but...babe for real, this could be perfect. we literally live together so we have all this time to plan plus we're married so we can basically read each other's minds at this point" amy smiles at that bc it really is true (although she wishes he'd read her mind about not letting mac eat yoghurt on a rug the other day...) / "i can rent out a warehouse unit somewhere downtown so we can talk strategy before picking up mac from daycare" he continues, the excitement in his voice so endearing, "and then when we win we can have the most incredible victory sex ever" / amy straight up laughs at his cheeky grin and the way his eyebrow quirks upwards at the mention of sex, as if they don't have incredible sex every week anyway "i have to say, babe, that does sound pretty great...we can use date night to plan as well" "god i love the way you think" he kisses her on the lips before swiftly getting out of bed stark naked to sit at her desk and grab paper and pens....watching him from the bed, amy loves the way his mind runs a mile a minute but sometimes he does need reminding that they have Real Adult responsibilities beyond heisting "babe? i love you but we have to be up in like 6 hours for work and daycare" "right right," jake sighs at being brought back into reality, reluctantly putting the cap back on the pen he was scribbling with and climbing back into bed (amy immediately turns the light off and snuggles into him, getting the cuddles she wanted after all) "this is going to be the best heist yet" he declares into the darkness of their bedroom, even though they don't even know when it's going to be or what they're competing for yet,, "mhm" amy agrees sleepily against his skin "because we're the best team ever...in bed and in heisting"

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