the rise of a king and the fall of a queen

if u reblog this in 45 seconds u will meet ur favorite musician(s). no matter what. they will be raised from the dead 4 u.

if ur dealing to the people on the left you’d just say “$45 a gram” and theyd be like “yeah bro sure dude i gotchu thats legitness ur the man” but the ppl on the right u gotta finesse like “my normal price is $15 a g but this stuff is called Cosmic Throat Cum Squirt Haze so the lowest i can go is $50″ and theyd b like “wow… so cultured… i cant wait to smoke this out of my native american themed bong…”

finally some accuracy on this post

I have no words for this.. Phenomenal

Tag your porn

I need this as a hat

*blows a kiss at the ocean (for the sharks)*

tumblr user, drinking a bottle of uncontaminated water in post apocalyptic america: i love this?? this is so pure omg