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Who accidentally pushes a door instead of pulling/vice versa

Vasco. 100% Vasco. He never looks to see if there’s a ‘pull’ anywhere and always assumes its push. Bum jae has to walk in front of him when they go anywhere so he doesnt do it.

Who the fuck put peeps in the microwave

VASCO. He didn’t think they’d melt and burn - He jsut thought they’d roast like normal marshmallows. He is full of regret.

Who is the slut for Doritos

Both. They arm wrestle each other for ‘em, but Bum jae always loses and has to buy a second bag.

Who starts the pillow fights

Bum jae, cause Vasco loves pillow fights, but never starts them in fear he’ll take Bum jae by surprise and actually hurt him.

Who falls asleep last, watching the other with a small affectionate smile

Bum jae. He can’t get enough of how cute Vasco is.

Who mistakes salt for sugar

Vasco. Every. Single. Time.

Who lets the microwave play the loud beeping sound at 1am in the morning

Half asleep Vasco. He was making hot pockets for a reason he is not aware of. Because he jsut. Left them on the counter when he was done and went back to bed.

Who comes up with cheesy pick up lines

Bum jae - Although Vasco doesn’t pick up on them until Bum jae points out they were pick up lines.

Who rearranges the bookshelf in alphabetical order

Bum jae. He likes to keep things orderly around their place, but Vasco never puts things back where they belong unless it’s something of his - so bum jae has a real hard time keepin the order.

Who licks the spoon when they’re baking brownies

Both.

Who buys candles for dinners even though there’s no special occasion

Bum jae. He’s a real romantic, and wants to constantly show Vasco that he’s special and means a lot to him.

Who draws little tattoos on the other with a pen

Bum jae - He was the one who designed Vasco’s actual tattoos, so when Vasco wants a new one, he gets bum jae to draw something on him.

Who is in charge of grocery shopping, taking out the trash, picking their kid up from sports (if they have one)

Bum jae, they alterate, and then Bum jae again. Vasco isn’t much of an adult, so bum jae handles any adult things that need to get done.

Who is more likely to get kicked out of bed

Bum jae - Vasco’s a bed hog.

Who needs help opening their Popsicle

Neither.

Who talks to questionable strangers

Vasco! He often gets mistaken for a true blue gangster, so other gangsters come and talk to him and try to get him to do very questionable things. ofc he has no idea wtf they’re talking about so he shrugs it off.

Who likes to kiss the other when their face is all sticky

Vasco! He jsut loves giving Bum jae kisses in general!!

Who wears nothing but their underwear around the house for an entire day

Vasco. It’s freeing.

Who steals the blanket in the middle of the night and leaves the other with none

Bum jae - It goes hand-in-hand with how Vasco kicks him off the bed, cause when he goes off, he brings the entire blanket with him.

Who likes to drink straight-up black coffee and teases the other for their flavor-loaded Starbucks

Bum jae. Vasco does’t like how strong black coffee is, so he’ll get literally anything else, including extremely sweet flavoured latte’s.

Who sneaks putting pizza bagels and Captain Crunch in the shopping cart

Vasco. He’s like 5 what do you expect?

Who would be the strict parent and who would be the cool one

Bum jae is the strict parents - or, tries to be, but ends up being the overprotective parents, and vasco tries to be the cool parent but ends up being the surprisingly strict parent.

Who forgot they can’t put foil in the microwave and accidentally started a small fire

Vasco. So many mishaps happen because Vasco can’t remember how to use a microwave.

Who wakes the other up in the middle of the night because they thought they heard something

Look like both of them are trying to steal a man’s heart with milks ⊙w⊙

and Imma be here like:

jae yeol giving up smoking so he could have a better chance of getting with hyung suk

jae yeol giving hyung suk expensive study materials to help him

jae yeol beating up guys so that he can spare hyung suk from dealing with them

just

hong jae yeol and how much he cares about park hyung suk