NoirBriar

my two brain cells

This is what executive dysfunction looks like

Inside you there are two hamsters…

[vid: two hamsters with full cheeks are running on a large wheel in opposite directions, so the wheel hardly moves at all, first one way then back.]/end id.

listen to me, this is so so important: you've gotta get used to really giving it your 60% as a default. like don't half-ass it necessarily but try not to go over 70% or so of an ass. you'll feel better and live a happier more fulfilled life, and on the rare occasions where you do need to lock the fuck in you'll be able to pull off bullshit that the sad miserable wretches giving it their 100% can never dream off, because they're busy draining themselves dry and you have energy reserves to spare.

This is actually what I was adviced to do at the work rehabilitation program I went to. Hasn't left my mind since. 10/10 solid advice

OMG

i lost it at jondor

GACKASS

“it is a gif” oh it’s perfect

I’m mad that it doesn’t have sound, but still…

The bestest ever lol

I’ve watched this a zillion times

“Listen, Legoland.”

Amazing.

One of the greatest things I’ve come across. ever.