There's a Zillow on my Pillow

Oh lawd, whyyy XDDDD

I like how glasses suggest intelligence instead of broken eyes.

i hate when ppl make fun of me for trying 2 be positive and spread good vibes like fuck your bitter ass i spent a good portion of my short life being bitter and angry and suicidal if i wanna shoot sunshine out of my ass then i fuckin will 

too accurate 

feliz yaoidad evrybody

My wish is that one year this will be my Christmas

i scrolled down for an explanation and there was none

My wish is that one year this will be my Christmas

i scrolled down for an explanation and there was none

I cant believe that right now santa’s elves are making me a dildo. I love christmas

#WHY IS THAT ELF CHRIS PINE fuck

chewbacca is honestly such a good audience proxy because i, too, love han solo a lot, worry about C-3PO’s safety, want to hug luke skywalker, and scream uncontrollably at every distressing event

maybe its maybelline. maybe its goblin magic. those are the only two options