so worry not, all things are well

fitted sheet: nothing :)))))))

me, prying open its twisted jaws: na-ah!!! give it to me RIGHT now!!

The world's most beloved bisexual grandma

Curmudgeonly old man who uses a WW2 rationing recipe from his childhood every week

Goth who gets a cute bit talking spiders or skulls with Noel every week

South Asian who becomes known as the "Flavour Monarch" by virtue of using spices and/or tropical fruit (can double as bisexual grandma)

Scottish (can double as WW2 rationing man or bisexual grandma)

Alcohol in everything (Pru's special little child)

19-year-old physicist and Nobel Peace Prize recipient who's gone back to university to study epidemiology and destresses by weaving tapestries for refugee families on the replica Ancient Etruscan loom they hand-made out of recycled timber (can double with Flavour Monarch)