Absolutely no fun.

You can identify a fake redneck by their passionate support of “blue lives matter.” Real rednecks have been in at least one physical fight and/or high-speed chase with police officers and would do it again

“redneck” is a valid culture, not a euphemism for “bigot”

Good lord this is the most accurate thing I’ve ever seen.

the best thing to happen in the last decade was the word ‘yeet’ which is extremely valuable. the worst thing was all the other things that happened. 

Dude what? She tied you to the kitchen chair? Broke your throne & cut your hair? From your lips she drew the..? Broooo

thats it, this is the funniest addition to any of my posts ever

This honestly reminds me of a show on the history channel where they spent like 25 minutes wondering how the sides of all the pyramids seemed to be perfectly divisible by pi or something, and people where theorizing about aliens and some lost form of mathematics, but then at the end they interviewed a tiered looking paleontologist and he was just like “maybe they just used a wheel to do all their measurements.” and the whole show just immediately collapsed.

I could really go for a burger right now…

Check your shower

You’ve tricked me for the last time

I’m at the combination psychiatrist/taco bell

call that a [joke pending]

call that a shrinkwrap supreme