things my brother has said while reading six of crows by leigh bardugo
“so matthias is basically the equivalent of a wizard racist?” me: no he gets better “alright cool.”
[yelling at a stuffed animal] “JAKOB FUCKING HERTZOON?! I WANT TO TALK TO HIM!”
randomly “kaaaaaaaaz brekker”
“on this next episode of inej hits people in the bread basket…”
“jurda parem. it’s what’s for dinner.”
“PEKKA rollins? more like PECKER ROLLINS amirite?”
“HeR nAmE iS iNeJ NOT THE WRAITH”
“wait did kaz just use his dead brother as a kickboard? a power move.”
“i forget they’re supposed to be teenagers until they start making jokes. then i remember they are teenagers.”
[when wylan inej and jesper steal the tank] “ok this is getting out of hand”
any time kaz’s chapters mention inej: “kaz keep it in your pants”
“nina? semi-naked? it’s more likely than you think.” alternatively “nina put your damn clothes on?!”
“jesper will never find love. he doesn’t even go here.” [he thinks jesper has an unrequited thing for kaz and i’m not about to to tell him otherwise]
[when wylan asked who mark was and they all roasted him] “this kid is so stupid with his stupid face he’s like twelve go home i don’t even steal so many things and i know that”
“instead of sierra burgess is a loser they should have made a movie called kaz brekker is a criminal i would have watched the SHIT out of that.”
prguitarman
kianamaiart
titsay
s-u-f-j-a-n-s-t-e-v-e-n-s
izzy806
andulkaphoto
gummygunk
dailybridgerton
