get it? the fishth?

seeing wildflowers and birds and critters and sunsets really can keep you going

they should invent a disproportionate emotional response that goes away when you understand it's disproportionate. they should invent a way to logic yourself out of emotions

if you complete one task off your to do list you should be allowed 3 days of chilling afterwards as a reward

I bet raising your arm and summoning a weapon for you to grasp feels good as fuck

me putting the little tag back on the bread bag

Just saw my doctor type "FUCKED FOR LIFE" on my chart then he turned the screen away and stopped making eye contact with me

need a hat that says I WONT SPEAK UNLESS SPOKEN TO AND ITS NOT BECAUSE IM DISINTERESTED AND DONT LIKE YOU I JUST DONT UNDERSTAND SOCIAL INTERACTION AS WELL AS MOST PEOPLE AND ASSUME BY DEFAULT MY PRESENCE IS UNWELCOME AS A PRECAUTIONARY MEASURE SO I KEEP TO MYSELF BUT I DONT MIND IF YOU INITIATE so i can wear it to work

flaccid penis... it's chic, it's hip, it's the next big thing

it's the next thing

Out teeth are modified fish scales so that’s why they are filled with nerves

You can NOT drop something like that w/o a source

Maybe I need to actually lock in with training shit,,,,,,

Maybe I need to actually lock in with training shit,,,,,,

Finally.