Sad but rad

When I say “last year,” I’m talking about 2019

a little after Ned gets Jon he asks the wet nurse a bunch of baby questions and she casually mentions infants totally change eye and hair colors sometimes (Ned almost kills himself on the spot) so he and Howland end up frantically inventing mendelian inheritance genetics on the ride back home. except now Cat keeps catching him in the nursery with a tray of pea plants and a notepad staring at baby Jon with the intensity of One Thousand Suns and she’s like my lord is this some first men tradition? you do not perform this ritual for Robb :( and Ned just has to be like……aye tis a sacred offering to the old gods. for bastards only. no one else may witness, forgive me.

If I had a nickel for everytime, Richard Madden's character died in a production that had Kit Harington in it and a character called Cersei. I would have two nickels which is not a lot but weird that it happened twice

at the end of the day i think the reason we’re all so obsessed w jon snow in the books is the inherent comedy of the Chosen One being sent to magical boarding school and just hating every minute of it. he’s not realizing his full magical girl potential he’s just exhausted. mans is TIRED. there’s a literal giant camping out in his front yard and he’s stressing over salt beef. there is an uber hot magical witch actively trying to seduce him and he’s just like ‘omg ygritte had red hair… im going to kms’. he is actively becoming a wolf. like straight up animorphing into his pet dog. and he doesn’t give a shit he’s like ‘hm that’s weird’ and then he gets distracted smelling satins’ hair again. easily the most character of all time. god.

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You better believe I will be SEATED in the theater when The Marvels comes out.

if kamala khan has a million fans then i am one of them. if kamala khan has three thousand fans then i am one of them. if kamala khan has ten fans then i am one of them. if kamala khan has only one fan then that is me. if kamala khan has no fans then that means i am no longer on earth. if the world is against kamala khan then i am against the world.