Mars

hey op real quick what the Actual fuck

Hey op you do realize that by actually biting a chunk of fucking soap you are in fact the one losing

y'all are just jealous that op is brave enough to monch on the forbidden chocolate…

What does the forbidden chocolate taste like

soap

[ID: unfortunately, it’s two photographs of hotel soap with bites taken out of them.]

all this time…. i’ve been on tumblr for years…. i’ve seen this post on my dash, even in screenshots…. but never before have i realized that op is i-am-a-fish.

i can’t stop thinking about that video of the actor who voices gumball chasing down and murdering james charles in minecraft 

like honestly, it doesn’t matter what the fuck you achieve in your life. you will never be the 15-year old who killed james charles in minecraft. 

I legit was like “how fucking tall and strong is the person in the alien disguise”

Not to be dramatic but where the fuck is my boyfriend!? I feel like I should have one by now..

remember when linguini brought a rat he found back to his apartment and got all embarrassed and was like it’s not much. to the rat

linguini is the only millennial character ever written correctly

I’ve been laughing at this for a solid 5 mins

The beginning.

The first cat memes. 

Brïng üp thë DÏNNËR, Bëtsy