tony stark’s garbage

I know “my dear” is just like, normal bro talk for victorians but will my gay ass ever be able to handle it? No

Imagine if like 150 years from now “bro” ends up having Connotations and the Future Tumblr gays are all losing their minds about how tender classical literature sounds

But like we’re like that now, so......

Middle 2017 tho😛😛😛

i hate it when people ask me to "explain my thought process" like hell if i know

"what's going on in that head of yours?" nothing i want to be a part of

sleeping under a blanket in just your underwear when it’s cold and your blanket is warm enough to make up for it is the best fucking thing

until the demon living under your bed rips it off and has full access to your body

and the demon is probably hot so she can do what she wants what’s your point

listen I can respect that Marina ‘and the Diamonds’ Lambrini Diamandis wrote a song about how bad she wants to fuck and made all the lyrics about fruit and eating and stuff, but I cannot condone her using the lyric ‘I’m your cauliflower’ and expecting it to be considered sexy

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