Noah Chambers

it's golden but it isn't goldit's easily hard but it should be hard to holdguess what it is

bitches love dick-in-a-box

let the master work his magic ok ur ruining my mojo with ur negativity ja feel?

text: i'd rather see ur boobs but the light will do xoxo

text: i dont want rachel all of a sudden what a cowinkydink

can i fuck her one last time first y/n?

i've never ridden a kangaroo unless you count going inside rachel's pouch ja feel

I don't know why, Grace.

Walking the last few metres to Grace's apartment, Noah adjusted the expertly wrapped present beneath his left arm to stop it from slipping. Surprisingly it was the festive bag of tissue paper that held the second gift that was annoying him more though, the red and white paper grazing his arms in a ticklish way as he moved. It was worth it though, the look of his gifts practically screaming 'Christmas is here' with their color scheme of red, white and green - not to mention glitter everywhere. For an added touch, a batch of Christmas cookies were balancing precariously atop the box, a batch that Noah would claim he baked even if he really meant 'bought on the way here.' Part of him wondered if he was going overboard when he was mainly coming over to watch movies and television shows, but if Christmas in November just for them was to become a tradition - which if he was being honest was something he was hoping for - he had to make sure it was awesome. Grace deserves nothing less than pure awesomeness, he thought to himself as he knocked on her door, a small and eager smile forming as he waited.

Noah: Oh :( Why not? You've always been a fan of breaking rules. Lets break traditions too!

Noah: BY THE WAY, WHAT'S GOING ON WITH CHLOE? Going private mid-conversation is like stealing the last DVD from a boxset so people never get to see the finale. NOT. COOL. WILL. #ulostsomeswagtonite

Noah: What kind of sandwich was it?

Noah: And I know I'm cute, but I like the reminder ;)