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for the longest time, science fiction was working under the assumption that the crux of the turing test - the “question only a human can answer” which would stump the computer pretending to be one - would be about what the emotions we believe to be uniquely human. what is love? what does it mean to be a mother? turns out, in our particular future, the computers are ai language models trained on anything anyone has ever said, and its not particularly hard for them to string together a believable sentence about existentialism or human nature plagiarized in bits and pieces from the entire internet.

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HERCULE POIROT: and yet, it ‘as become all too clear for me. Madames et messieurs, we ‘ave all become victim to a most cruel deception, perpeTRAted upon us by an unSCRUpulous character more interested in fame and fortune zhan ze actual truth. Madames et messieurs, zere EEZ no movie “Goncharov,” am I not corRECT monsieur Scorsese?

just spoke to an estate agent who said “Yeah the rent in London really needs to come down…” 

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