Noah Chayton

“There is nothing in this world I want more than that.”

“Then that’s what we’ll do.”

“That’ll go over well.”

“You are going to be the reason the earth suddenly splits in half if you keep going.”

“A risk I’m willing to take.. But if it comes up, we can just blame Anhur.”

“Oh my god, Noah. What the hell has gotten into you?”

“No idea, but I’ve found that messing with you is very fun.”

“Oh, you think that shit’s funny, do you? I swear sometimes I want to deck you and ruin that prized face of yours.”

“Come on, it’s a little funny. Ooh, kinky. Save it for the honeymoon.”

“Noah— shit, you can’t just take me off guard like that.”

“Oh, did I not mention that? Ah well, anyway. ‘Noah Sloan’ has a nice ring to it, doesn’t it?” 

“It only looks terrifying so pricks like you don’t go expecting me to dress like an asshole all the time.”

“Oh, I feel the love. I can’t marry you with that attitude. I’m starting to doubt my decision to take your last name.”

“I told you you could go look in the closet, but you chose not to.”

“Your closet is a terrifying place, I was scared for my life.”

“Okay then. I’ll need a minute to dust off my tux.”

“Wait, what- You actually have one?”

“What, do you want to go down to the courthouse and get married right now?”

“Not too bad of an idea actually. Spontaneity can be fun.”

“Maybe because you agreed to marry me. Just a guess.”

“Oh yeah, right, that. You know we’re slowly turning into one of those couples that just stays engaged forever.”

“I forgot how much of an ass you are.”

“That’s rude. Remind me why I hang out with you again?”

“It’s been so long I hardly remember your face.”

"That’s okay, I swear I’m still just as pretty as I was the last time you saw me.”

"Only when you say it. Every time you call me an idiot, it just confirms how much you love me."

"Mm.. I say it out of love."

"Shut up."

"If you say s-"

"Come on, gimme something to work with here. I'm not used to you being so quiet."

"It’s always nice to hear that."

"Even when it's followed by 'idiot'?"