Sloan Negotiates

“There is nothing in this world I want more than that.”

“A risk I’m willing to take.. But if it comes up, we can just blame Anhur.”

“That’ll go over well.”

“No idea, but I’ve found that messing with you is very fun.”

“You are going to be the reason the earth suddenly splits in half if you keep going.”

“Come on, it’s a little funny. Ooh, kinky. Save it for the honeymoon.”

“Oh my god, Noah. What the hell has gotten into you?”

“Oh, did I not mention that? Ah well, anyway. ‘Noah Sloan’ has a nice ring to it, doesn’t it?” 

“Oh, you think that shit’s funny, do you? I swear sometimes I want to deck you and ruin that prized face of yours.”

“Oh, I feel the love. I can’t marry you with that attitude. I’m starting to doubt my decision to take your last name.”

“Noah-- shit, you can’t just take me off guard like that.”

“Your closet is a terrifying place, I was scared for my life.”

“It only looks terrifying so pricks like you don’t go expecting me to dress like an asshole all the time.”

“Wait, what- You actually have one?”

“I told you you could go look in the closet, but you chose not to.”

“Not too bad of an idea actually. Spontaneity can be fun.”

“Okay then. I’ll need a minute to dust off my tux.”

“Oh yeah, right, that. You know we’re slowly turning into one of those couples that just stays engaged forever.”

“What, do you want to go down to the courthouse and get married right now?”

“That’s rude. Remind me why I hang out with you again?”

“Maybe because you agreed to marry me. Just a guess.”

"That’s okay, I swear I’m still just as pretty as I was the last time you saw me.”

“I forgot how much of an ass you are.”

"Come on, gimme something to work with here. I’m not used to you being so quiet.”

"Shut up."

"Even when it’s followed by ‘idiot’?"

"Only when you say it. Every time you call me an idiot, it just confirms how much you love me."

“Wow. This is a first. You alright there, buddy? I didn’t break you, did I?”