☯ not everything's what it seems ☯

My names Jeff? Seriously?

"Just sent a photo of my dick to random numbers. If you get one, you’re welcome. If not, I can send it to you anyway, why the hell not?" 

I’m not really sure why, but I am in the best mood today. I also bought ten boxes of Popsicle, care for one?

I feel bad for people named Jeff… Their lives must be a living hell now

On a scale from one to Camila, how excited are you guys for The Walking Dead returning in less than two weeks?

"Mmh, okay, what song, then?"

Would it make you happy if I said you are a princess?      Yeah, well, but it is more exciting and enjoyable if someone else is on the other end, if you get what I mean.

Do you have the skills to become a backup dancer for Little Mix?

Don’t try get smart with me, boy. I ain’t ‘ere to make friends with little boys with bed hair.

"I do, because it’s Beyoncè."

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"Doesn’t matter what kind of plans you have, you still won’t be able to do it." He pointed out with a wink.