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Romeo + Juliet (1996)

[wakes up] Oh fuck i need to paint my nails black [runs into traffic]

bran, whispering to himself: [strategically propping his wheelchair in convenient corners to lock dead eyes with any new person showing up to winterfell] this is gonna be so fucking funny

tumblr is like wading through everyone else’s garbage until you find something good and go “ah. this is good” and take it and display it in your own garbage pile

Goblin Market

A man (?) was saying, as I held him at knifepoint, “I can only legally express seventeen emotions, and I’m feeling all of them in this Chili’s tonight.”

We were expecting a dream and we got a piece of literature

w h a t s a h a r d b o i l e d e g g

millennial culture is being unable to eat dinner unless you are watching something at the same time. movie? tv show? twitch stream? doesn’t matter. just have to be able to click play

you have to rb this on a sunday every time u see this on ur dash