Made In Heaven

My mom let me read The Outsiders and Stephen King too young and now all I do is wear striped shirts and do subtextually homoerotic knife stuff with my friends down at the quarry.

as a child i was always amazed by how fast adults could chop onions and then before you know it you’re chopping onions very fast and that’s it that’s life

my chuckle for the day……

how do i get a sfw sasuke big enough to oblitherate my entire dashboard

why did they have to specify sfw

Mobile Users experience a long boi

do you love the color of the sasuke

i think the fact that my eyes dont glow and my hair doesnt float when im feeling a lot of strong emotion is very unsexy of me

I miss sleeping next to someone

fucking idiot doesn’t even know the clone jutsu lol

minecraft steve is the most whitewashed character on the planet and no one talks about it 

Minecraft Steve and Jesus are the most whitewashed characters on the planet

Minecraft Steve is Jesus you fool

HAPPY PRIDE!!