dogspotting saved my life

bye

Me

sun: 🌞 me: shut the fuck

“uhhh i can’t find this book at my public library” that’s because you’re not going to the secret public library (stealing from barnes and noble)

(*paying for it at barnes and noble)

why is it 90 the grease at 830pm. at night.

Thanks

Wait a minute

my solution to a terrible party is making grilled cheese. i was at this awful party one time so i went to the kitchen and just started grilling cheeses and everybody at the party was like “check it out this guy is grilling cheese” and i made everybody a grilled cheese. the party was good after that

this is the most casual post i’ve made ever so why is it being treated like a scorching hot take and also why am i seeing this on my dash

have some compassion!!!!!!!! And EAT A MANGO!!!!!!!!! thats it!!!!!!!

south park set american culture back by like ten years by teaching a generation of white boys that offending oppressive white christians and offending oppressed minorities is the same exact thing & being asked to examine your behavior is the most outrageous imposition possible

Grown ass men still smoking cigarettes. Snort cocaine like the rest of us Coward

im the misspelling of jean-luc godard

when i first saw this i thought it was really funny but his response makes it the best thing i have ever seen

I’m the guy and the movie is step brothers