no-hinges-whatsoever

"Your AI slop bores me" implies the existence of "your organic slop excites me" and now I'm not allowed to talk aloud at work for the rest of the day

Imagine a sword-swallower doing the ahegao face during tricks

Reminder: don't start a conversation with "What if we had a serial lobotomist?"

Sam the Eagle with huge badonkers in the Ace Attorney courtroom: Objectification!

Confidence is knowing you can do it despite adversity. Determination is doing it whether or not you know you can in the face of adversity

In the moment you milk a mommy, you become the mommy milker

Wow I am definitely not the same person I was when I started this account.

I KNOW HOW TO TUMBLR AGAIN!

I'm back on Tumblr :D it's been a year and a half, but I will be checking this more often.

Every action has a reaction. So, whether or not I get a glass of milk, there are different ways to go about it. I got a little milk, a full glass, in a coffee mug or in a cup, those affect the outcome. There are infinite reactions to our actions. I could have been dead for 10 years, flesh decaying away until I'm bones in the dirt. Or, I could have a twin, looking exactly like me. Or I could be a girl. Who knows what's out there? President Obama may have lost, or never been born. Lincoln could have lived. That bullet that kills someone later in their life may have never been created, or instead have been used in the Army. Who knows? There is an infinity of reactions, and we only live upon one storyline. What happens in the others? Am I dead? In a coma? Murdered, stabbed, shot, decapitated, disemboweled, or suicide? Who knows? But in this storyline, we live it, we die by it, and our actions create reactions. Sir Isaac Newton saw a little of this. Do you understand?