(Prominence is my rename for Celestia and Selena is my rename for Luna just fyi)
Applejack: It’s beautiful outside this morning!
Applejack: It’s Beautiful outside!
Rainbow Dash: We’re indoors.
Applejack: It’s beautiful!
Twilight: *holding a salt packet* It’s just a little sodium chloride.
Applejack: Actually Twilight, it’s salt.
Twilight: That’s what I said, sodium chloride.
Applejack: Uh Twilight, that would be salt.
Applejack: *takes salt packer from Twilight* This is iodized table salt, which in addition to sodium chloride contains anti-caking agents and potassium iodate, which is added to prevent iodine deficiency. So not only are you being overly pretentious by insisting on using scientific terminology for everyday items, you are factually wrong. Your arrogance is your downfall, you annoying little shit.
Trixie: I just got the best idea I've ever had in my entire life!
Prominence, to Trixie: That was the worst idea you’ve ever had in your entire life.
Fluttershy: Is the plural of milf/dilf milfs/dilfs or milves/dilves?
Starlight: Milf/dilf is an acronym, you can't change the spelling to milves/dilves.
Fluttershy: Wait, they're acronyms? What do they stand for???
Selene : Mom in late forties, dad in late fourties.
Selene : I learned that from the movie called M.I.L.F that I saw the trailer of in theaters probably 5 to 7 years ago.
Starlight: Mom/dad I'd Love to Fuck.
Fluttershy: WAIT, WHAT THE FUCK—
Fluttershy: I NEVER REALIZED IT WAS ACTUALLY HORNY!
Selene : Oh, is it not mom in late fouries?
Sombra : What? No! It isn't!
Selene : THE MOVIE TRAILER LIED TO ME!
Selene : THIS IS WHY I DIDN'T THINK CALLING PEOPLE MILFS WAS ALL THAT BAD BECAUSE IT STOOD FOR SOMETHING HARMLESS IT JUST HAD A SLIGHTLY SEXUAL CONNOTATION!
Starlight: I am entirely unsurprised that this is coming from you.
Selene : FLUTTERSHY, DOES IT MAKE SENSE WHY I CALLED THE DIARY OF A WIMPY KID MOM A MILF NOW BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WAS LITERALLY JUST A DESCRIPTOR WITH FUNNY CONNOTATION!
Fluttershy: The word milf has been ruined for me.
Sombra : THAT'S ITS DEFINITION, IT CAN'T BE RUINED THAT'S WHAT IT MEANS!
Starlight: Y'all are dumbasses.
Starlight: we could make a boys club!
Starlight: Anti-girls club.
Trixie: I want to be a malewife where my only responsibilities are being sexy and cute.
Fluttershy: When I said you should try being friendlier this isn't what I meant.
Spike, stirring a cup of tea aggressively: Oh, so now I'm TOO friendly? There's no pleasing you.
Cadance, who broke into their house an hour ago: Two sugars please.
Shining Armour : My stomach growled super loud in French.
Shining Armour : I would like to clarify, my stomach did not speak in French. It growled during French class.
Cadance: Hon hon hon, feed me a baguette.
Shining Armour : Let's bury the hatchet, Discord.
Discord: I won't be burying any hatchet unless I get a clear shot at your groin!
*Sombra dies in a game with ships*
Starlight: This ship is no longer a ship of love, it's a ship of vengeance, a gavel of justice against all that is wrong in the world, showing no mercy, as no mercy was shown to us.
Starlight: The spark of love will now fuel the fires of destructive glory as I wage my war across the world with righteous fury.
Chrysalis : Legend has it that Sombra still haunts the ship, stealing my fucking drinks.
Chrysalis : Accidentally indulged in too much ‘free time’, turns out I’ve been reported missing for over six months and presumed dead by most local and national authorities.
Spike: When I first got my autism diagnosis, my first thought was “woah… it’s canon” and I think that maybe thoughts like that is why Starlight made me get tested.
Prominence : Any questions?
Starlight: Uh, yeah, WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?
Prominence : Uh, a plan, duh...
Twilight: Starlight, chill, I know it’s weird, but Prominence has a point.
Starlight: THAT WAS LITERALLY A PONY DOODLE WITH A HAT!!
Discord: The floor is lava!
Pinkie Pie: *helps Rarity onto the counter*
Chrysalis : *kicks Sunset off the sofa*
Sunset: *lays on the floor*
Discord: ...Are you okay?
Pinkie Pie: Hey Applejack, can I get some icecream?
Applejack: Only a spoonful!
Pinkie Pie: *Proceeds to pull out a comically large spoon.*
Prominence : Quick! You must come with me! You're in great danger!
Prominence : Because I’ll kill you if you don’t.
Starlight: Why are there little hoofprints all over the walls?
Fluttershy, whispering: Why are there little hoofprints all over the walls?
Pinkie Pie, whispering: Because I have little hoofs.
Fluttershy: Because they have little hoofs.
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