people who are 5'8 and over dni

you press the pedal but tthe car only moves because it wants to

there's a new social cue coming out. no we're not telling you about it

@teaboot

Painted with a FUCKING PALETTE KNIFE?

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

i am so . forgets what i was going to say and starts sobbing and banging my head against the wall

okay. how do I put this. if you approach interactions with strangers as if the vast majority of them are unbearable losers who aren't worth your time, you will find yourself not liking most of the people you meet because you'll be looking for any excuse to write them off as unbearable losers. I know this is hard to hear but sometimes the problem is you.

you'll also find it a self-fulfilling prophecy, because people can usually tell when you think they are stupid and annoying, and will react by closing off and tucking away everything they care about before you can judge them for it. if you find people very very boring it might be that they are simply hiding from you.

I have never met a QR code that I have respected, they should be put down like a pest or a rabid animal

no one talks about how straight up painful it is to be the bigger person when deep in your soul you just want to be a huge bitch about it

clicking 'stay signed in'-buttons used to mean that u would stay signed in

love when the mutual takes the mutual bait. yes that post was for you. yes it was about our lil guy. thanks for falling for it. I love you

oh i love my darling sweetie beautiful friends so so much i cant wait until the next time i get a chance to chat with them.....its a shame i have no way to initiate a conversation with any of them..the tech just isnt ready unfortunately...sad..........

NEVER be vulnerable. FLUSH your medication down the toilet. LIE when people ask how you’re doing. SUPPRESS your feelings. ALWAYS be irritable and abrasive. MAKE SURE you push away anyone who’s close to you. CANCEL your therapy appointment.

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

my mind says college but my heart says isolated sheep herder in Iceland