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oh huh! it turns out there's a difference between "growing up" and "waiting around so long you're not technically a child anymore"

7pm to 10pm on a weeknight is 30 minutes

oh no suicide for me thanks i just wanted to stand on this bridge with you :)

there is a pain inside me so stupid that i'm not going to communicate it to anyone

wow dude jts so awesome that your car is loud as fuck and smells worse when it drives past. thags fucking epic man. i really like how it hurts to listen to you drive past and it scares people. thats awesome man. i really like your car that makes a loud as fuck fart sound. fucking epic dude

truly an honor and a privilege getting to witness everyone's first time in public ever every single time i go grocery shopping

dont mind if i dont

having a job is like They're trying to close you off from the cosmos

like im okay with being medium attractive and having a moderately clean house. instagram reels just bounce off of me like water off a ducks back