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The two lines you’ll hear the most when the woman in the show sexually assaulted a man but she’s conventionally attractive.

It’s my first time and I feel like I should write down everything I want to talk about to not waste time and because I booked it, it feels like I owe to say something at least. But that’s easier said than done.

FIGHT MURKOFF!

Anyway, Nolan trying to be good doesn’t mean Debbie has to forgive him. His redemption arc shouldn’t require Debbie’s forgiveness to complete it. Debbie is not an accessory nor a proof he has changed or to prove he is no longer the bad guy he was before.

This isn’t a fairytale where a man gets rewarded just because he finally did the right thing. He does not need Debbie’s forgiveness nor approval, if he wants to be a good person then work hard as much as others like Mark and do not expect he would or should be “rewarded” for it. Her forgiveness is her own choice, not his.

It isn’t Debbie’s obligation to forgive him, so no amount of “sorry” from Nolan should determine when or whether she should accept his apology.

Underneath his skin, the duct(s) can be slightly visible or visible only if you get closer or when he extends his forearm. Sometimes the ducts can be clogged as well which is a problem he has to fix before it becomes painful. Must be strange to talk about it if someone (hero or not) does notice it though.

It can also be uncomfortable, itchy and his arm is most likely prone to soreness once he begins to produce webs. Sometimes it’s hard to open his hand or his fingers become stiff out of nowhere and he absolutely hates it when it happens. But once he’s used to his new webs, he slowly learns how to take care of it and develop unique methods how to efficiently handle it.

There are more ideas that can be added and wish that could be explored in the upcoming Spider-Man movie. So excited to see it!

Feeling depressed rn so Spidey you will suffer from it too (which is not new at all)

Peter Parker without the suit just on top of a building, sitting there like what he usually does as Spiderman but since he’s outside of the suit, Deadpool thinks a stranger is about to do something really bad.

Peter isn’t planning to and even if he is, he knows he won’t die anyway. That height isn’t enough to kill him or break majority of his bones, but man it might distract him from everything that was going on in his life for few seconds. He knows he’ll get back up and just feel a pain on his back, some headache and that’s it. The perks of high durability and strength.

In the end, Deadpool comforts Peter, the photographer, the nerd, the stressed cute guy he found sitting too close at the edge of the building. Peter appreciates it deeply and he actually had fun with Pool, despite everything.

Sometimes instead of eating on rooftops, they just eat there and people still don’t seem to care except some people, teenagers or kids who adore them and can’t help staring at them.

One good reason why heroes don’t do dine in is due to people taking pictures of them and posting it online. Both like their privacies but Deadpool def comments or like people’s pictures when they tag him.

DP could do it again when Spidey is sick or hasn’t slept for days. DP also loves it because he gets to be Spider-Man for few days but he def noticed that people are nicer when he’s in that suit. People calling his name just to wave, restaurant owners giving him discounts, kids admiring him and wow , he sure does feel like a hero today.

There are cons also for being Spider-Man. Most of his enemies/villains are alive and if it was for DP, he would have ended them right there but knows Spidey would never trust him to do this again if that happens. DP tries to act and speak like Spider-Man during the fight but both already knows that isn’t the Spider-Man they know.

If they didn’t know it’s DP then they’re offended a fake Spider-Man is that brave to fight them.

But most definitely figures out it’s DP, and if there are no rumors about them being in a relationship or living together online, there sure is now.

Peter and Wade could be playing peak or Minecraft and their methods of playing are so different from one another, it annoys people or Peter every time Wade does something risky.

“Don’t jump! You’ll fall-”

“Too late, Webs! Let’s GOOO!”

The first time people may even notice how Peter easily gets ragebaited by Wade just because of… anything he does or say really. But especially, how reckless he is yet somehow he still beat the game with Peter. May even have reached the peak way before Spider-Man, which absolutely destroys his ego and he’s both annoyed and fine with it at the same time.

Peter is competitive and Wade satisfies that craving without trying. Wonder which one will have a better base in Minecraft though.

The first time that happened was when Peter came over suddenly due to an emergency and saw Wade wearing Spider-man pajamas. That’s fine, that’s normal.

Then weeks later, Peter caught Wade out of his suit, in the mall, buying posters and keychains of Spider-Man. Peter waved at him and Wade waved back but turned around immediately… almost like he was embarrassed? No way, he was probably in a rush.

But then one night during patrol, Peter heard him say some of his old jokes, insults or catchphrases that only an old/die hard fan would def remember.

Now that was a little suspicious… but nah, that was definitely just a coincidence.

Acting like this is their first time meeting and asking for his number until Peter reminds him about his target, leaving the restaurant. Deadpool cusses but still leaves his number despite the fact that Peter already knows it.

Peter finds him funny because of his stupidity but his friends who don’t know about his secret identity are shocked. Others are confused or wondering if that was the real Deadpool because if it was, then a real hero/vigilante genuinely just flirted with him and Peter is crazy for acting like that wasn’t a big deal.

Both could be travelling together in the surface, Deadpool could be the same as he is now while Spidey could be a mutated version of him, looks and behaves more like a spider due to the vault he lived in. Leading to them becoming mercs, targeting specifically overseers which means they visit every vaults to find out the truth behind the experiments or the cause of the end of the world.

Liking the idea of them both enjoying the foods and rooms they receive when they visit a functional and “safe” vault. Coming in each other’s rooms, eating seafood or steaks and finally experiencing a hot shower before they investigate.

Vacation first, work later.

Deadpool could give an anonymous distress text to Spider-Man, luring him into the trap which is about to be their hunting ground. It’s a place where Spider-Man could really be a spider and finally listen to his instincts before he loses his mind. Spider-Man already knew it was a trap once he arrived there, thinking its one of Deadpool’s pranks but he can’t seem to leave after getting a whiff of DP’s scent or a whiff of raw meat dangling somewhere.

Just like every spiders, no foods should be wasted and maybe after feeding Spider-man with these snacks, that’s when Deadpool could really show himself. Let the cat and mouse game begin before Spidey could eat every grocery meat he just bought.

Not only this stimulates Spider-man’s hunting instincts, Deadpool also uses this opportunity to spend time with his bestfriend. Maybe even part of him also does enjoy getting chased by a big, scary spider.