Artemis

★has jazz music playing in the tardis when you’re both hanging out in there

★’i remember this song coming out’

★’in the fifties?’

★’forties’

★’you’ve lived through all these eras and you still can’t dance’

★’i’m hurt’

★has a collection of hats from all planets

★sometimes forgets where he puts holograms

★you could be going into your bedroom in the tardis and bam there’s a giant goldfish just floating around

★once left a hologram of himself in the tardis that you spent twenty minutes talking to 

★he won’t let you forget it

★if he ever hears you talk bad about yourself he’ll take you up to the stars 

★and give you a long lecture on how important and how loved you are

★over reacts alot

★sees a plaster on your finger and will do a scan of you to make sure you’re okay

★give him poetry and he’ll be happy all day

★helps you with work

★by help i mean he’ll make you tea and bring you snacks

★don’t show him a history book

★he’ll scribble all over it and correct it

★’i should get a job as a history teacher’

★’that’s the worst idea’

★’excuse me?’

★’what’s your back up for your claims? you can’t tell the entire class you’re an alien with a time travelling box’

★’do you want to go back and make sure these books are printed with the correct information?’

★’drop it, doc’ 

★always has your favourite snack 

★denies anything he does wrong

★’this is broken’ 

★’no it isn’t’ 

★’you broke it’

★’no i didn’t. it’s always been like that’  

★’wasn’t like that yesterday’

★’every person has their weakness’ 

★loves to tell you stories of everything he’s done in the past  

★but he loves hearing about your day more

★’why would you want to hear about my day when you can talk about meeting van gogh?’

★’why wouldn’t i want to hear about it?’

★’because it’s boring compared to what you could tell me’

★’nobody goes through a day without something interesting happening’

★’i saw a cat. that was the most interesting thing’

★’cats are interesting creatures. wanna go to a planet full of cats?’ 

★never lets you sleep

★he’ll run into your room to shake you awake to tell you about a new place he wants you to go

★when you whine and shove him away he’ll remember you’re a human and need rest

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