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The walls are paper thin and…

The walls are paper thin and I can always hear you having sex and honestly idk if i’m more jealous because i’m not getting any or irritated because it’s keeping me up at night?

The walls are paper thin and you’re always singing in the shower, and honestly you’re terrible but idk how to tell you, so I’ve just started to play music over you but you seem to know every song and it only makes you sing louder??

The walls are paper thin and you just heard the brutal break up of me and my ex, and now you’re trying to comfort me through the walls and it’s kinda awkward but it’s also helping so?

The walls are paper thin and every night I watch jeopardy and I guess you’re really smart because every night you shout out the correct answer and at this point I’m not sure there’s a question you can’t answer?

The walls are paper thin and I hear you having obnoxious parties every night, and I would be mad but at the end of it all I can hear you crying yourself to sleep and i’m actually kind of worried about this lifestyle you’re living?

The walls are paper thin and i’m not even really sure how it started but every night we have conversations about our day over dinner and at this point idk why I haven’t just invited you over? 

You broke into my apartment… (also works the other way around)

You were drunk and you broke into my apartment and I would call the cops but you’re kind of out like a light so I’d kind of feel bad but you bet your ass i’ll be waiting for you to wake up until morning so I can ask who the fuck you are?

You were drunk and you broke into my apartment and when you found out this wasn’t your friend’s apartment you started crying and I really don’t know what to do?

You were drunk and you climbed in through my apartment window and I’m not really sure how you managed it because not only is the fire escape broken but you are really fucking plastered? Please, teach me your skills?

You broke into my apartment to avoid something and you won’t really tell me what it is and i’m actually kind of afraid you might be a murderer so why shouldn’t I call the cops?

You snuck into my apartment to avoid your ex while my door was open for groceries and I got so scared I spilled the milk everywhere?

You broke into my apartment while I was out for whatever reason and when I came home I knocked you out and now you’re unconscious on my floor and idk what to do?

We always see each other in the elevator…

We always see each other in the elevator during our walk of shame and it’s gotten to the point where we just share our escapades now and why haven’t we slept together yet?

We always see each other in the elevator and it’s inanely awkward because we both live on the top floor of this really tall apartment complex and we always ride in silence because the one time I tried talking to you I fucked up REALLY bad.

We always see each other in the elevator and now we’ve gotten stuck because of a power outage so really, I guess we should get to know one another at this point.

We always see each other in the elevator and it’s blatantly obvious you’re terrified of them even if you insist you aren’t.

Nah | haven’t seen yet | didn’t like/gave up | like it | love it | highly recommend.

REPOSTING THIS BC I STILL DONT HAVE ON GOING MUMUS

zombie apocalypse - we all know how there’s an abundance of zombie plots out there about muse a and muse b and DUDE do you know how awesome it’d be if?? we?? do them?? all?? okay maybe not all but like maybe three’s a start U GET THE POINT. we can have one muse in one pair who’s in trouble and the muse b in that saves the day. muse c and muse d could be another pair who run into each other and almost kills one another bc they thought they were infected. muse e and muse f coulda been friends before the apocalypse and maybe they had a falling out but they’re the only ones that they knew were still alive so they team up?? at some point all of them meet ofc!! if you’re willing to plot with me annoying ass, read my 1x1 page pls and like this so i can send u an im!

mystery gang - could be a hit or miss if we don’t plot it enough. could work as a 2x2 based off of the original gang and i could be so much fun honestly ??? imagine them getting into trouble then trying to find a way to get out of it or finally catching the ‘scary’ being that’s been terrorizing their town only to find out the mastermind was someone they all trusted ALSO clues and mysteries and creepy situations PLEASE

road trip - why?? is this ?? not done often??? i had this plot before and it was really cute and awesome. it has the potential for angst and a lot of fluff??WE COULD pjust decide where they’re from and where they’re going honestly. i like thinking that they’re a group of friends off to disneyland or universal studios or smth. like what if our muses that go on a road trip together is hiding a secret from the others?? what if their best friend is fucking their sibling/ex OR EVEN THEIR OTHER BFF (who are also in the road trip??) and what if they get lost?? what if they forget someone/something?? what if they broke their tent at the camping site and have to snuggle on top of each other inside the van?? cmon guys so much potential here!! #makeRoadtripPlotsGreatAgain

xmen/mutant/superheroes - OAKY initially i thought of this as some sort of a rogue mutant kid who escaped a scene where they kinda committed murder and then while they’re on the run, they bump into kids who are like them and/or track down weird and unexplained incidents in the country and they save them before they get abducted by the government or smth?? and they just form an uncanny group of teens stealing and shoplifting in order to survive and stay hidden. we could totally base it off xmen and eventually have them end up at xavier’s. EITHER WAY LETS PLOT A MUMU WITh MUTANT KIDS