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how yāall doing since all the fun got sucked out?

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itās been ages since iāve posted here
how yāall doing since all the fun got sucked out?

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white culture is disregarding all precursory information and walking straight to the desk at airports
LOLOLOLOL
This is the year I perform Seppuku as art and leave this God Forsaken Earth
(definitely not joking)
(Hope I don't reach my 28th birthday)
Sorry, old me.
I failed you.
Wish it was me instead of Fredo....

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2018: Feeling like Akira Fudo from Devilman Crybaby everyday. Would explain A LOT.
The way I can think myself into a bad mood is so unhealthy. God PLEASE take this away from me!
Took about 27 years
But life is starting to make a a little SHRED of sense now.
Just a SHRED though.
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You Are Going To Have So Much Success In 2018 (pass it on)
When you can deny shelter based on credit scores and income requirements, housing becomes a weapon of marginalization and death.

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being rich would be so much fun, like aside from the obvious stuff, can you imagine going to a restaurant and being able to give your waiter/waitress a $500 tip for like a $40 meal? you could make peopleās months without even trying
If only actual rich people thought this way instead of trying to pass shitty ass laws to fuck it up for everyone else
Free game.
Do this four times repeatedly and youāll be out. But how does it work? Thereās some real brain science behind it.
Weāre trying this tonight!
Itās about time someone got around to uncovering all the cheat codes for this āhuman beingā software. Itās only been out for like 10,000 years.
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Iāve used this technique for about a year, and I can safely say that it has efficiently transformed my sleeping habits from several hours of struggle to fall asleep, to passing out in a matter of minutes.
Itās a form of Alexander Technique. Itās a technique that was designed for actors to keep their body in ready working condition and give it the best way to perform. This is the method used to calm, and center the body. Once the body is at that point it can perform anything you want it to.
Reblogging for later reference after I tried it earlier today to try to calm down. It actually does help a lot, not just for sleep but if you have problems with anxiety.
My default mental setting is āvibrating intensely in the background.ā After doing this, I felt noticeably calm and relaxed - I wasnāt as fixated on my breathing, I wasnāt tense, my movements werenāt jerky and I didnāt feel like I had to be as tense as possible to be under control. 10/10 would recommend.
me gonna try it
dont wanna reblog but insomnia is a bitch for some ppl so heres for my mutuals having trouble sleeping.

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IF YOU NEED TO CALL 911 BUT ARE SCARED TO BECAUSE OF SOMEONE IN THE ROOM, dial and ask for a pepperoni pizza. They will ask if you know youāre calling 911. Say yes, and continue pretending youāre making an order. Theyāll ask if thereās someone in the room.
You can ask how long it will take for the pizza to get to you, and they will tell you how far away a dispatcher is.
Here is an example video
Reblog to literally save a life
Iāve done this.Ā Iām alive because of this.Ā
My flat-mateās date for the night was almost as drunk as her.Ā She had passed out in her room and locked the door.Ā He refused to leave because he wanted to have sex.Ā He also demanded food because he was dealing withĀ āwhiskey dickā.Ā He didnāt like the lack of food in the fridge.Ā I called 911, did the stuff stated above, and he was getting PISSED about how long theĀ āorderā was taking.Ā He took my phone, demanded theyĀ āhurry the fuck upā.Ā Police arrived two minutes later, arrested him, and helped me file a police report.Ā Pressing charges wasnāt necessary because he had warrants on him from THREE different states for the very thing he planned to do to me.Ā Several months after this happened one of the officers informed me he was charged with two felonies because he crossed stay lines, and will be serving no less than 35 years in prison.Ā The officer ripped into my flat-mate about her bringing home complete strangers, while drunk, knowing full well this shit could happen.Ā
This was 14 years ago.Ā Ā
Do the pizza order, do it as calmly as you can.Ā The dispatcher I spoke to said things like this:
āIf heās drunk say you want mushrooms.āĀ I said I want extra mushrooms.
āIf heās threatening you with sexual assault say you want onions.āĀ I said I want onions.
She went like this with different toppings and sauces for a description of him, like pineapple if heās blonde, black olives if heās tall, extra large if heās tall, etc.
Theyāve heard this sort of coded call before.Ā Theyāre trained for it.Ā They will understand what youāre saying.Ā Order the pizza.
Really though. Iām in training for dispatch and this was one of the first things they taught us. Pretend youāre talking to a friend or relative, pretend youāre ordering pizza, weāll figure it out. Weāll word questions so you can answer in an easy, casual way. Please, just make the call and we will do everything we can to help you.
Reblog to save a life
Why the fuck is this not more widely known?