welcome

it's giving me such mixed messages like it says "non-toxic" and "industrial strength" but also "no sugar" and "gluten-free"

the drink of all time

one more day til the stop sign

Everyone get up it’s stop sign day

Pitbulls are so funny because someone really walked in like "hello, I would like the most dense fucking dog you can possibly manufacture. I'm talking 2x the amount of dog you can condense in the space of one dog. A neutron star of a dog. Compress that motherfucker. Make it stupid also."

More dog per dog

just watched concrete try and fail to fit into this napkin holder for the past five minutes, now he’s just been standing with his front paws in it looking mad and tired

you named your fucking cat concrete

Ok everyone time for soup day. Everyone gets to add one ingredident. Ill start, i added some bullion cubes :)

okay i added some buillion cubes :) whos next

I went ahead and added some buillion cubes :)

hey yall jsyk i added some buillion cubes :)

i spice things up with a billion cubes

Well this soup fucking sucks guys

filmmakers and audiences and critics alike all need to start suspending their disbelief again

‘this doesn’t make sense’ so?????

hot girl summer and italian manwhore summer can and should coexist

Did you know? The reason citation in APA use only initials and not full names is because some women ran an experiment. They submitted some articles they’d written to a journal and the articles were rejected. They changed nothing about the articles except the authors’ names, which they changed to male names, and resubmitted them. The articles were accepted.

Fun fact in addition: Cary Elwes wasn’t allowed to be part of that scene because he kept laughing. The Westley on the table was dummy.

This is AFTER he broke a toe riding Andre the Giant’s ATV, and got concussed when he and Christopher Guest tried to make the scene where Count Rugen knocks Wesley out more convincing. Mandy Patinkin busted the rib trying not to laugh, and also accidentally stabbed Guest during their fight scene.  About the only person who didn’t get some form of overenthusiasm-induced injury or illness during filming was Robin Wright, who had to repeatedly get her dress burnt up in the fire swamp scene because Goldman ruined one of the takes by screaming “Oh my god, she’s on fire!”

The guy in the giant rodent costume got arrested on his way to the set and they had to delay production to go bail him out

truly can’t believe the entire internet used to be about playing little games. it was about having adobe flash and playing little games on nick.com

I miss this time and addictinggames.com

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What letter you think it starts with? This reveals your type of soul. N = Confident soul M = Old soul... C = Fearful soul. H = Wizard's soul D = Soul with swag P = Italian soul R = Mysterious soul!

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