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his underwear look so fucking dirty like yea I’m gonna choke, choke on that goddam lasagna youve been hiding down there for six fucking months

or u can use common sense and realize that it's a fresh tattoo and that's obviously a blood stain but carry on

This is the picture I’ll be taking to my tailor from now on

Fuck

#So that’s how they stop traffic in Japan#Halt in the name of the booty (via kuwabarakun)

can i just say that unless this is a japanese cop in china...this is a chinese man as evidenced by the chinese on top.  车库 (che ku) is parking garage in chinese while 駐車場 (Chūshajō) is parking garage in japanese.  not to mention, his facial features look more chinese to me. #brethren

my fave thing about this is that they don’t want to disturb anyone else on the train so they’re really quiet its beautiful

Please don’t eat these dogs

Tyler Posey and Tyler Hoechlin at The Flash Bash with BuzzFeed & The CW - 25.07.14

ya'll android users stay sayin' fuck iphone but yet ya'll use your iphone emojis tho get gone