prepare to lose your nips

the sight of the minions sends the nip hog into a blind rage. the bloodshed is legendary

his fruist cannot protect him now

rasputin is long dead making this a very easy fight for the nip hog

the nip hog will decimate the trunt man but will not take his nipples. there are some things so vile even the nip hog doesn't want them

Whoever this hentai hank motherfucker is, there is actually no scenario where he can beat the nip hog in a fight.

the nip hog destroys all anime titties

the nip hog steals the landmine and has a new weapon added to its arsenal

The nip hog would win no fucking contest here. Im starting to think you dont understand how the nip hog functions

Danny is a simple mortal, there is no way the nip hog is losing this fight

oh, sorry grampyre but you’re getting wrecked here, your past sins have come back to kick your ass and steal your nips

Wait is this just Dio again?

I dont see how that would give them any advantage in a fight the nip hog would still win.

the nip hog would slaughter them no fucking question

this one could go both ways, but I think the nip hog has the advantage here due to its eldritch flesh manipulation powers and the fact that it has no known physical weakness. but Im gonna put that to the side for a moment to tell you to consider this. in theory, dio could turn the nip hog. and it would become a vampire nip hog, and i dont even want to think about that.

the nip hog would win on account of dragons not being real

the nip hog steals the nipple