Boof B*tches

Oh to be brainwashed into deep puppy head space. So deep that there's no need for a gag, mouth unable to form complicated human words. Only good for barking, whining, drooling and sucking. So deep theres no need for paw mittens, hands turned into clumsy useless paws. Making me so helpless and dependant on my owners. So deep and obedient that there's no need for a collar or leash but still wearing them because they make me so happy. Wearing them feeling just so natural. So mindless that the only words I can understand are trained commands and tricks. So deep that I can't remember a life before being a puppy.

there is an unauthorized fuckign BEAST in my home i must draw a picture of it

mark me mark me mark me so they all know i’m yours

If you own a car and you’ve “named” it, reblog and put your car’s name in the tags.

i am very pro “love is the most important thing to put into your cooking” but also. please season your shit

Love is stored in the garlic powder.

8 years old. College reading level. The weight of the world on my shoulders.

20 years old. illiterate. the weight of the universe has given me chronic back pain

can we talk about how fucking exhausting it is constantly trying to distract yourself from your own mind? not being able to have any real time to relax yourself because you’re so terrified of your own head is so mentally and physically draining and if it’s something you’re going through i’m so sorry and i love you. this is very a real and common side effect of depression/anxiety/other mental health issues and more people need to talk about it.