Internet Adventures

hey man can i bum a couple of fire arrows

I told my little nephew that I'd wave at his airplane when it flew over my house today, and he very calmly and politely explained that it wouldn't be possible to see me due to the limitations of human vision. I said he just had to squint real hard, and he took a deep breath and went into the toddler version of "see, what you're not understanding–"

thinking about when i mentioned tom and jerry by title alone to my 65 year old father and his only response was to laugh REALLY hard and say "him and that fucking mouse.." while staring into the distance. and then the conversation was over

@copperbadge this seems up your alley

What is with these extremely sapphic looking knights from MTG 2017? Why she got the titty armor?

Are the virtues of knighthood them titties? Fucking your gf?

Touching grass is not enough; I need to travel far over the misty mountains cold.