compilation of stupid jokes

Damn Bron bron

who decided that dragons have arms? they don’t need em

Dragons need arms to hug

god damn it you’re right

Me, all the time

laptop overheating?? pour water on it to cool it down!

i trusted you

Do not trust people like me. I will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. I will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. And when I leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people

he had all of us shook

millennial dreams: to have enough money for a 1 bedroom apartment, bills, and groceries. 

Lesbian sex is so complicated

What the fuck is this from? I’m wheezing.

@raedmagdon

i’m dyING???

now I know where the chain fight in Scott Pilgrim came from

You know, it’s mostly the audio that’s making this video faintly ridiculous - the fight choreography is actually quite good. With better Foley work and a decent soundtrack, this would be pretty epic.