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one of the funniest parts abt the stardew valley community is that no one questions the hat mouse. like yeah it's a mouse that lives in the woods? and sells u hats? what's the issue

there’s no issue that’s why we don’t question the guy 🙏

My favorite pirate joke is “why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years at c” not because it’s THAT funny but because it’s a relatively simple joke that nobody ive told it to has ever correctly guessed the punchline for because they all think it’s gonna be a joke about arrrr

Sorry for the double reblog I just wanted to let everyone know that I told the first joke to my dad and he hung up on me.

"you need a break" they say. "you play too much palia" they say. whatever. flow tree southwest of lighthouse