I wanna be Ed's best friend

"surely im faking this," i think, directly experiencing all the symptoms nd not benefiting from it at all

"Surely I am faking this" I tell myself and absolutely no one else because I refuse to even let them know I'm struggling in any way shape or form

The only thing worse than no pockets is fake pockets (because of the betrayal)

power stance

The only sign I’ll take directions from

The game is called Death Trips, and it’s played completely straight until this exact moment.

Absolutely nothing happens before this. You walk into the elevator and then come out there, its shockingly short which makes it so much funnier

Having someones Wi-Fi password instantly makes you feel more at home and comfortable in their home.

Just a year longer and Stephen Hawking would have seen the image of the blackhole

abs are cancelled. we all about soft tummies now

Whats the saddest meal you can think of?

…………cheesy peasy…..