OhHighFriends

catch me driving 90mph down the freeway with a yankee candle burning in the passenger seat

vaginas don’t represent courage, dignity, or strength

I’m sorry, when you can push a five to ten pound human out of your body then you can talk to us about courage, dignity and strength.

Say it one more time.

Balls are the weakest things possible on a human apart from maybe eyeballs

#THISGENERATION

☾lil' nature blog ☀

I had a dream I was cutting my hair and I was like ah yes time to shave my bangs off so I did but halfway through I realized that without bangs I couldn’t fulfill my full emo potential so I stopped and I was like crying because I only had half a bangs and then pete wentz was there and he was like it’s ok man you’re gonna get through this and he took me to a ‘hair donor’ place and I got a hair transfusion and it looked really good so I went to tell pete and he wasn’t there and I was like where’s the emo lol and all the nurses were like “don’t U know who the donor was” im so concerned

oh my actual fucking

OMFG

who else is blossoming into a beautiful young woman with no chill