kit-in-bayview:
I promise I won’t destroy your house. I can be annoying when I’m drunk but I won’t turn into The Hulk. I can’t wait to discover how the Brie Mode is! Oh-wait. That sounds like a romantic but stupid story I need to hear. Do you mind sharing it with the class, please? No weird mixes, just recipes that I’ll try to follow and make right.
I can totally handle annoying, just you know, no smashing the furniture or anything bad. Brie Mod is great, you’re going to love her. Ugh it so isn’t. We were young, we decided to get married and then like immediately after the wedding we stopped speaking to each other. I didn’t tell my family for ten years. It was not great... and then I got married again, didn’t tell my family and... well we all know how that one ended. But it’s all good. I totally trust you. You’d never make me sick on purpose.

















