pretty brown eyes

I don’t really remember, I was just a teeny little baby.

It's still embarrassing hahaha

Especially the ones that get botox or whatever in their lips and make them all swollen looking. Not really, everyone laughed at my idiocy.

True that! Aww I'm sorry. That must've been embarrassing hahaha.

All the celebrities with botox just look weird except a very small few. I was a dumb seven month old, so it actually is.

I think they all look weird to be quite honest. Well, thats unfortunate.

Yeah but it also makes peoples faces look weird and pulled back and no thank you. I’ll live with my wrinkles when it comes to it. That’s really great.

I suppose you're right hahaha. It is.

I was testing your gullibilty by trying to be far fetched but you still believed my fake age. I won’t. The genius seven month old.

Hey man, plastic surgery does wonders. She is a genius.

I did but you’re the one that believed I actually was 36. Never going to trick gullible people again. I’ll try not to worry then. I’m sure she’ll understand.

Hey, don't pin this all on me, I told you I was gullible! Good. You shouldn't. She will. She's very smart.

I don’t know if I should be offended or not that I passed for twice my age. Weird is good. Weird is fun. Stay weird Bethany. Aw that’s really pretty. 

Hey, you're the one who came up with that number buddy, not me. I don't know how to be anything but weird, so no need to worry there. And thank you, I'll tell her you think so.