Sydney

she laughed so hard i think she exploded

It’s back and still beautiful!

omG

whenever a young kid joins our staff at work im just like huh. guess im a father now.

these kids will be like “can you drive me home? i don’t have gas money but-” and im already pullin out my keys and am like. sweetheart, you are a child. i am not charging a child gas money.

i literally almost lunged across the counter to throw hands with some old hag who yelled at and insulted one of our 16 y/o girls but instead i threw her sandwich at her and told her to never fucking come back

old dudes will flirt with our young girls too and i’ll be like ay man this is a truck stop, normal customer service rules dont apply here. i can and will call the cops on you.

im the only manager that actively tells them to steal food because these are teenagers and they are HUNGRY

You are the only valid manager

this is kind of hilarious to me because this made it seem like OP was at least mid to late 20s but they’re 19

The person I reblogged this from is super cute and deserves to have a nice day

Me introducing myself

She literally said NAMASTE as NEH-MASE

Her comedic timing on every one of these is absolutely flawless…. I wonder how it feels being the funniest person on earth

This better be a Bulbasaur

two types of chats

friend: you look stressed me: haha yeah it’s the stress

The best start to 20biteen

OHHH MY GOD

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