some of the funniest discourse ive seen on this website is whether its okay to sexualize the terms top/bottom (because minors use them)

please dont sexualize the act of having penetrative sex because my sixteen year old mutual loves to misuse words about it

the most important thing to remember when making a grilled cheese is that you can season the cheese and no one can stop you

second most important thing to remember is that attacks can come from any direction

being mentally ill is so embarrasing how can you explain to a normal person that you had to psych yourself up for half an hour to like get off the floor

No I was not glancing at your tits breastie I mean bestie 😳

practicing self care isn't enough i want to collapse a building with my mind

today papa john’s called my starbucks and they were like “are u guys interested in a trade” and five frappuccinos later they gave us two large pizzas and a large order of cheesy bread

this is what my coffee shop does with the Subway next door. each large latte equals one 6 inch sandwich. we trade at noon and 7PM

This is how the world should run

reblog to send your mutuals a hug. maybe just the thought is enough to cheer them up 🥺

Imagine walking around in this all day when it’s humid and hot and you start smelling your own pussy

Oh to be sleepy and crawl into bed with someone who's warm and safe and you know will take care of you in all the right ways