·uguus·

I love people who make me forget that I’m shy

yall ever serve urself an appropriate amount of spaghetti and are full after eating the set amount of spaghetti and consciously know that u have eaten all the spaghetti u needed but also. u know that there is More spaghetti in the kitchen. so u go and get urself more spaghetti and spend the rest of the night feeling like u ate 30 bricks cursing urself for eating so much spaghetti

it never occurred to me that some people actually “gradually stir in” their pasta

Yeah?? What do you do with yours???

dump it all in the pot at once like the spaghetti goblin I am

I like that at some point a human looked at a sheep and went ‘oh man that looks warm, I wish I was that warm’ and then stole all its hair