Who Needs Love When There's Southern Comfort?

maybe its maybelline. maybe its goblin magic. those are the only two options

LET👏 JELL👏Y👏BEAN👏 COOK👏 FOOD👏

what if voldemort had tried to infiltrate hogwarts every year count olaf-style in a number of increasingly obvious disguises

That’s how I remember it

That’s literally what he did

this is what living in the midwest is like and the corn screams back sometimes

I want these

Anyone else think these were Bad Dragon Popsicle molds at first glance

you fucking know I did

it’s yeet or be yeeten on this goddamn bitch of an earth

all these fuckin teenagers and their tiny-ass text and themes fuck off i’m not legolas

this is…. horrifying….

@nooowestayandgetcaught

I might actually die

these birds were never divorced.  They have, however, been widowed several times, to their remarkable financial benefit.