everything is terrifying

*sets up a nice hot bath just for you*

just for me? well...thank you. *starts climbing into it fully clothed*

*begins slicing in carrots, and various other vegetables into the water behind your back*

please god delete this website

i mean this in the nicest way possible you guys but you NEED to take better care of yourselves online. getting severely anxious about mass quantities of horrible things you cant change every single day is normal considering the internet’s ability to educate on worldwide issues, it shows that you have empathy and that you truly do care. but relentless knowledge of constant suffering on this scale is NOT something humans are psychologically equipped to handle. it’s okay to shut off. it’s okay to just take a break and enjoy yourself for a while in your own localized space

where did you find a fucking Skeksis ?

Posts that make you go HhmmmMMmmm

I wish I could terrorize ancient people with things that are commonplace today

releasing a roomba into the greek forums

no one at work  knows im the guy who listens to evil music