"you know as well as i do that the kraken doesn't sucker, he flails with style. wily son of a bitch caught me when i was distracted." jack puffs his chest out, with minimal effort needed because he has an incredible rack. "still on a mandatory hold, by the way. your problem now."

funny, ha-ha. see? see his face? so funny. he thinks it's so funny. “if this is how you handle your problems i'd hate to marry you.”

the best fanfic is the one the author had fun writing actually.

the second best is the one the author used to work through some issues.

the third best is the one the author wrote out of spite due to some really dogshit discourse going on in their fandom

Sukuna and his fixation with wanting to be touched in order to prove the other person wants connection with him via violent displays of strength in an effort to break the cage of isolation imposed on him by the world only to be caged by the embodiment of compassion itself. Gojo and his fixation with remaining untouched as a declaration of his unerring strength and a monument to his own self-imposed isolation from the world only to let the embodiment of compassion touch him. Could be nothing.