The :3 ever

When Clark calls Bruce, he’s using all the pet names he has in his arsenal. Whenever it's time for Clark's daily Bruce call at work, everyone runs away so they're not subjected to his corny nicknames and die of embarrassment

Hi, pumpkin! Hi, darling! Hi, honey bunny! Hi marshmellow! Hi, my Prince Charming! And so on. Just the cheesiest, cringiest, most heartwarming pet names you can imagine. Clark's words are practically dripping with adoration

Bruce will answer the phone with a simple “Speak.” His face is completely blank and emotionless, while his voice is deadpan. He is unfazed by any and every pet name Clark doesn't say directly to his face.

Everyone tells Bruce he should be kinder, but he truly doesn’t see the point in beating around the bush with Clark. They just don't understand their relationship

Or a third more sinister option?

trinity is not used to aftercare. with yolanda, it might be a glass of water and the opportunity to use the shower but after that, it’s backs turned and the expectation that she leaves quietly and discreetly.

she assumes that’s what baran would want too. after all, she’s an attending. she can’t be seen with a resident.

so, when trinity spends the night at baran’s and quietly sneaks out once she falls asleep, she assumes this is how they’re going to go. out of the frying pan, into the fire, or however the stupid saying goes.

she’s not massively mad about it.

baran doesn’t have neighbours that watch her through a crack in the door or a doorman to do the walk of shame past nor do her floorboards creak when she’s tiptoeing down the hallway. no, her place is much easier to sneak out of.

that being said, she lives a lot further away from trinity’s apartment than yolanda does and it’s too late for ubers to be a reasonable price so she toughs it out and walks it, crashing the minute she gets through the door.

it’s fine. it was worth the evening.

the real trouble is when she gets to work.

trinity assumes it’ll just be another standard we-pretend-we-are-colleagues-and-nothing-else act that she’s used to. a lingering glance here and there perhaps, maybe a nod layered with something behind their eyes, but nothing more. baran’s a private, professional person, even more so than yolanda.

which is why she’s surprised when baran walks into the er with red-rimmed eyes, frazzled hair and a worried look on her face that says she hasn’t slept all night.

So, I assume most of you don't know, but there is a bit of drama inside the Paralives community. It's funny because this whole thing is revolving around The Sims 3.

TwistedMexi made his first paywalled "early access" mod called Sims 3 Camera, and I've been working on the same thing as he was. 1. Let's get the "clone" allegation out of the way first.

(Source: TwistedMexi's discord server)

TwistedMexi is accusing me of cloning his mod, but let’s look at the facts. Thankfully, I always use GitHub, so the commit dates are there to prove it.

(2026-05-26 22:27:02 +0200) is a timestamp of the first commit with hash d82ddd909e06833b0f8d5d439ad602d04a4f3e08

(2026-05-27T19:57:44.000+00:00) is a timestamp of the publication date of his Patreon post.

Honestly, I didn't know I could see the future, but ok.

2. The second thing I want to address is that currently there are a lot of awful comments directed at Tmex. PLEASE do not harass other creators.

3. Regarding early access and paywalls: My mods are developed in my spare time as a passion project. I believe in keeping my work accessible to everyone, which is why all of my content will remain completely free, forever. I believe the community should play a role in maintaining projects if the original creator steps away, which is why I always share the source code for my projects Free mods are a pillar of a healthy community, whereas paywalls only lead to gatekeeping and unnecessary drama. My hope is that more creators choose to release their mods in a way that prioritizes community growth and shared resources.

A reblog would be greatly appreciated to help spread this message.

Thanks for reading,

cursed him from the moment he touched him

marvel parallels 57/?

‘Made-Up Marvel Tweets,’

Getting back into Marvel. I’m switching through fandoms too fast

Warnings: Suggestive and possibly offensive content!!!!!!!!!!

⚠︎︎Warning! Suggestive and Possibly Offensive Content Ahead!⚠︎︎

So everyone knows those Spider-Man inpersonators people get for their child's birthday, right?

Now hear me out on this.

What if Peter pulled up in his Spider-Man suit and provided the service himself. Some guy on facebook market place... its genius. He would make so much money. AND WOULD ALSO PROBABLY GET TIPS IF HE STICKS TO THE WALL OR SHOWED OFF HIS WEBSHOOTER??

Weither he discoloses he is or isn't Spider-Man, it doesn't matter. He would get a shit ton of money with how "realistic" he seems.

I think he would do this if things got like REAL desperate. Like "I can't afford bread this month" broke. Cause thats how it seems in BND.