Derp Bird Extraordinaire

THIS IS SO CUTE WHY

sUPER SUPPORTIVE ANIME DAD

I just woke up my house.

@kyungsoohorat @iixing @jongdae-shi early merry christmas lol :>

It’s back

Dick shook his head as he gazed at him “I have not, what are you talking about Lan”

“I’m ooooobviously talking about allllll the booze you’ve gulliped! Galloped? Wait, that’s not the right word at all –” in the middle of his rambling, he started to tilt like he was going to fall over; not that he noticed.

Dick reached over to try and steady him frowning just a bit. “Jesus Lance what are you…waht’s the matter blondiebear?”

“Woah.” ice blue orbs peered at Dick in awe, as if the acrobat had accomplished some great feat by not letting him fall over in his little... drunken escapade, “It’s a day to celebraaaaate, Dickbutt~”

Mari heard lance and quickly spots him in the pile of wood and rushes over lifting it up off his chest so he can breathe. “If i lift this to get you out there’s a chance it could collapse more on us both.”

“I’m going to try this just don’t move.” She grabbed the planks and lifted them, quickly and grabbed him flying up and away as the house collapsed on where they were. “Next time you do something stupid call for real help.”

“Try what --” he yelped as he was lifted up and away, almost wanting to shout - it wasn’t his own safety he was worried about but she could have seriously been hurt just then. Exasperated, Lance huffed, lax in her hold, not even shivering despite the snow and... the apparent lack of most clothing he wore, even with the blue tint to his skin, “It wasn’t stupid, I build things every year by myself...”

“…” He looked to the other blankly almost annoyed before his tail flicked. Smirking some he tilted his head breathing lightly before shaking his head. “I have missed you.”

When Kurt looked at him, Lance offered a proud shit-eating grin - laughing lightly when Kurt finally said something. Settling his hands on his hips, the blond rested his weight on one foot, cocking a brow, “I missed you, too; do I get hugs? Feisty hugs? Hugs and a smack upside the head? As long as I don’t get a hug and a knife in the gut, I’m up for most hugs~”

“Alas I am lacking the knife for that last one.” He laughed lightly and moved to go hug him and gave him a pat on the back before looking up a smirk on his face. “I might still smack some sense into you depending on why you left.” He chuckled crossing his arms over his chest before he shifted on his feet.